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SEX FIRM CREATES MASTURBATION BOOTH FOR OVERWORKED NYC MEN

A sex firm trying to get a "rise" out of NYC residents create a promotional ploy on Fifth Ave. Hope you got the irony of the "rise"?
Hot Octopuss unveiled what it called a “GuyFi” booth on 28th St. and 5th Ave. where men could,in theory, go to “relieve stress” mid-workday.
The masturbation-themed marketing scheme was inspired by a Time Out survey, which concluded that 39% of the New York men questioned admitted to masturbating while at work.
Hot Octopuss explains that this was done to keep men off their johns at work and get them to a do this in a more private area with better and faster internet access.
The booth was actually an old telephone kiost, outfitted with a black curtain a foldable chair, a computer with internet access and a hot octopuss ad. Talk about reinvention to suit a better purpose. Lol, who needs of make calls.
“At Hot Octopuss we are all about looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we’ve done just that with the new GuyFi booth,” Adam Lewis, Hot Octopuss co-founder, said in a statement. “We hope the city’s men enjoy using the space we’ve created in whatever way they want.”

A representative later told Mashable Friday that,“the brand is not actively encouraging people to masturbate in public as that is an illegal offense.”

They should come do it where I leave. I would just use it for the free internet access. *winks

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